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Stephen George

Steve Barlow and Steve Skidmore

http://www.the2steves.net
stevebarlow@twosteves1.demon.co.uk
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Q: What did you want to be when you were a child?

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When we were children, Steve Barlow wanted to fly aeroplanes, Steve Skidmore wanted to play basketball, but Barlow can't see a thing without his glasses and Skidmore is too short so they decided to try writing instead.

Q: When did you last have a really good laugh?

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We laugh all the time - when we're writing, when we visit schools - if being a writer wasn't fun, we wouldn't do it.

Q: What do you do as a hobby?

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Steve Barlow has a small yacht called 'Whichway', which he sails from Weymouth. Steve Skidmore supports Leicester Tigers RFC.

Q: What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve done?

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Writing books and imagining anyone would want to read them.

Q: Do you feel younger or older than your current age?

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We're nobbut kids. Nobody ever grows up, they just get older.

Q: What were you like at school?

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Steve Barlow was good at writing, Steve Skidmore was rubbish at spelling but he was good at sports, at which Steve Barlow was rubbish. Both were rubbish at maths.

Q: Which three words describe you best?

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The Two Steves!

Q: What is your favourite word?

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slubberdegullion

Q: What makes you cringe?

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Eastenders. Everyone's so miserable all the time! Why can't they go on a nice picnnic?

Q: What are you afraid of?

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The puppy in the toilet roll commercials. Imagine - you're on the loo and the stupid creature comes in and steals all the loo roll and runs off with it and then - aaaargh!

Q: What is your most treasured possession?

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We don't treasure possessions, only people.

Q: What strange habits do you have?

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Sailing and watching rugby. Especially in the rain. And eating crisps in bed.

Q: What’s your favourite food?

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Fish, and seafood generally. Oysters are yummy!

Q: What do you day dream about?

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Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention...

Q: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

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We'd like to be explorers but only if we could go home at mealtimes.

Q: If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

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Douglas Adams, who wrote The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - and luckily, we did meet him, and he was a very nice man.

Q: What quality do you most admire in a person?

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Honesty. People who say they like our books are always honest, that's how we can tell.

Q: What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

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Beijing in China. Just amazing.

Q: What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?

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Life isn't a fairground ride. When you've finished, you don't get to go round again. Make the most of it the first time.

Q: What would you most like to change about yourself?

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It would be great to have three arms so we could eat ice cream as we're typing.

Q: What has life taught you?

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Losers are people who fail and give up. Winners are people have who fail and keep going.

Q: How long have you been a writer?

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We've have been writing together for over 20 years and have published over 140 books.

Q: Where do you do your writing?

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We write from our homes and use webcam to communicate and share ideas.

Q: What are the best and worst things about being an author?

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Best thing - being able to take a day off whenever you like. Worst thing - we never have time to take days off.

Q: Which of your own characters do you most identify with?

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The grumpy ones.

Q: What do you do to combat “writers’ block”?

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We don't really know what that is - plumbers don't get plumber's block. There are two of us, so if one of us is stuck, the other can usually find a way round the problem.

Q: What advice would you give to aspiring authors?

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Think about your endings first. Read lots. Write lots. Don't give up.

Q: Was there a specific moment in your life when you decide to become a writer?

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When we said to people, "I'd quite like to be a writer," and they said, "You? You'll never be a writer!" and we thought, "All right, then - we'll see about that."

Q: Where do you get your greatest ideas from?

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Real life. We write about things that happen to us, but we have to change them, because if we wrote down everything that really happened, nobody would believe it.

Q: What was your favourite book as a child?

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Steve Barlow - The Sword in the Stone Steve Skidmore - Winnie The Pooh

Q: What book do you wish you had written?

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Oh, come on! Harry Potter! Then we'd be rich! Actually, the real answer is that we like the books we write. If we didn't, we'd write different ones.

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