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Stephen George

Nick Harris

http://nickillus.co.uk/

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Q: What were you like at school?

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Younger, pinker and less hairy

Q: What did you want to be when you were a child?

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Always wanted to be a doctor, despite being rubbish at and not liking the maths required to pursue that career. Took a while for me to realise that if I was going to be doing anything for a very long time, perhaps it might be a good idea if I liked something about it. Painting and drawing were my passion and I followed that instead.

Q: Which three words describe you best?

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Talks too much - Thinks too little - Often makes mistakes - Means well really

Q: What is your favourite word?

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DOLLOP - Who wouldn't like that word?

Q: What makes you cringe?

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The modern phenomenon of 'celebrity' - A hollow promise of everything, encouraging young folk with nothing to put themselves in the firing line.

Q: What are you afraid of?

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Giant, drunken spiders carrying machine guns

Q: When did you last have a really good laugh?

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This morning when our geriatric dog accidentally sat on our unsuspecting cat. Couldn't tell who looked more surprised or jumped the higher.

Q: What is your most treasured possession?

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A shared sense of humour with my daughter

Q: What do you do as a hobby?

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I do my hobby for a living - lucky me. - Apart from that I love to watch films, listen to music, read books, look at pictures and sculpture . . .

Q: What strange habits do you have?

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Wow, that's a bit personal and possibly embarassing . . . . - How about wearing a wetsuit to tackle the gardening - I don't do that - Or juggling with live gerbils in the shower - I don't do that either - I'll ask my goodly wife to point out behaviour trends of that ilk and fill this in at a later date - or as some might call this - dodge the bullet

Q: What’s your favourite food?

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Custard But none of that 'just add water, custard imposter fluid'. It has to be made with custard powder, sugar and milk - like my old mum used to drown various pies and fruit in.

Q: What do you day dream about?

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Getting on with my work

Q: What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve done?

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I'm so tame I'm almost soporific. - Used to love going to fancy dress parties and had a ball cycling across London dressed as a deranged surgeon. It wasn't so much the generous blood splatters on my gown and mask that got attention as the eyeball hanging out of my top pocket.

Q: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

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Writer. - I'm in no position to call myself anything close to that yet. I'm still only a serious dabbler. Illustration is the fire in my blood and what guides me. - Generating my own storylines to follow is another part of the jigsaw I want to become my life.

Q: Do you feel younger or older than your current age?

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Head - 25 (it's a bit young - I really need to grow up) - eyes - 50 (They are about right but need a rest) - Knees - 84 (OLD - too much competitive sport, especially badminton. I may have been rubbish, but was a committed flavour of rubbish that had me scampering round the court like a demented flea. Loved every minute of it but am paying the price now)

Q: If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

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That's a real toughie. - Early thought - my childhood illustrator hero - Norman Rockwell. He was the consumate professional and amazingly productive. So much to learn from his example. - However I reserve the right to change this answer when another of the many heroes I have pops into my head to supercede him.

Q: What quality do you most admire in a person?

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The altruistic ability to make folk feel better about themselves - or having a big heart as it may be known in some circunstances

Q: What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

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Tunisia - I'm not well travelled and this was a cultural eye-opener for me. Fascinating place and people. - Also loved the Gaudi Cathedral in Barcelona. Unlike any other religious monument I've been to.

Q: What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?

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Moderation in all things - An old headmaster lived by this and I admired everything about him. Except for his nose that was even bigger than mine. He could keep that, thanks.

Q: What would you most like to change about yourself?

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I'd like to be more focused, productive and decisive, ......... I think.

Q: What has life taught you?

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Everything is going through change all the time. We aren't around here long. Try to adapt to the changes and make the most of them.

Q: How long have you been a writer?

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I don't classify myself as a writer yet. Haven't earned the right. It's just somethng I know I have to do as well.

Q: Was there a specific moment in your life when you decide to become a writer?

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No. It kind of sneaked in the back door of my subconsciousness some years ago and keeps knocking to be let into the front room.

Q: Where do you do your writing?

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In my head as I wander from room to room, until it seeps out through my fingertips into my pc keyboard (where I sit to work on illustrations), to appear by means inexplicable to me on a glowing screen. Magic.

Q: What are the best and worst things about being an author?

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Best - no boundaries - - - Worst - no boundaries

Q: Where do you get your greatest ideas from?

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By playing word association games, and making truly awful puns on scraps of paper. It encourages lateral thinking and leads to thoughts that would never have occurred to me otherwise.

Q: Which of your own characters do you most identify with?

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A character I'm working with at the moment called Norbut. - However if I tell you anything about him I may have to have you all killed very painfully. - which would probably involve a large number of elastic bands, at least six sticks of rhubabrb and a swarm of angry bees. He's very secretive.

Q: What do you do to combat “writers’ block”?

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Sleep on it. - I inform myself gently of the problem and then leave it on the 'back-burner'of my brain to simmer on its own. It may not happen strictly to order but sooner or later an answer to any problem pops into my head.

Q: What was your favourite book as a child?

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A lavishly illustrated version of Peter pan. Couldn't get enough of it.

Q: What book do you wish you had written?

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The outstanding 'His Dark Materials' trilogy by Philip Pullman. - A wonderfully inventive, orginal and disturbing fantasy adventure that tackles many contentious issues. Suitable for children of many ages, but not all.

Q: What advice would you give to aspiring authors?

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Keep at it. Persist. Persevere. It takes work.

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