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Stephen George

Jeremy Strong

http://www.jeremystrong.co.uk

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Q: What were you like at school?

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I liked primary school until I got to Y5/6. My favourite subjects were Art, PE and story writing. My least favourites were Maths and Country Dancing, where you had to hold hands with GIRLS! (Though I don't mind doing that sort of thing now.) But when I reached Y5/6 I had an awful teacher. She was the last remaining female tyrannosaurus rex and terrified me! However, the grammar school I went to was even worse. It seemed to be full of bullies and it was generally a BAD TIME until I reached the sixth form. After that I went to university. I was not a good student but I met some good friends there that I still have forty years later.

Q: What did you want to be when you were a child?

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Grown up! But seriously, when I was 5 I wanted be a farmer. My dad told me that farmers have to get up REALLY early to look after their animals so I soon changed my mind on that one. By the time I was 11 I wanted to be a racing car driver but I didn't have a car and I couldn't drive either. By this time I was also already thinking about being a writer, and that's what I stuck with.

Q: Which three words describe you best?

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Hidden, vague, sleepy.

Q: What is your favourite word?

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Yes. This is because 'yes' is a positive word and I don't like negativity. I don't like people who are always moaning and complaining but never do anything about anything.

Q: What makes you cringe?

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Cruelty, violence, injustice, bullying of any kind, prejudice, fundamental religion, tyranny etc, plus loud music in public, rice pudding, semolina and tapioca pudding, and almost any kind of steamed pudding in fact.

Q: What are you afraid of?

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Rice pudding, semolina and tapioca pudding, steamed puddings, especially Xmas Pudding which is truly disgusting! Also heights, and deep cave potholes.

Q: When did you last have a really good laugh?

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This morning. My wife and I often make each other laugh. My wife says weirdly silly things like: 'You know, if you weren't you, you'd be - um - someone else." My step-daughter once complained that she didn't like her arms. My wife said: 'But darling, they're lovely! They go right up to your elbows!'

Q: What is your most treasured possession?

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My family and my memories.

Q: What do you do as a hobby?

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Sleep mostly. I'm very good at it. Plus read, listen to music, walk, swim. I don't really have a hobby.

Q: What strange habits do you have?

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I have this compulsion to make sure that when I am putting cutlery into the dishwasher I have to put at least two pieces into each cutlery basket, so they won't fell lonely on their own!

Q: What’s your favourite food?

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Anything with garlic, plus I adore Middle Eastern and mediterranean food - hummus, falafels, samosas, pitta, smoked aubergine puree, etc. In fact I love most vegetables and fresh fruit.

Q: What do you day dream about?

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Bringing about world peace, winning the lottery, writing a totally brilliant book, winning arguments, all sorts. I spend most of every day day-dreaming. It's part of my work.

Q: What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve done?

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I couldn't possibly tell you!

Q: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

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Concert pianist. Since I can't play the piano yet this could be difficult.

Q: Do you feel younger or older than your current age?

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I'm happy being my age but maybe that's because I feel twenty years younger inside. Then I look in the mirror and discover I'm not!

Q: If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

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Spike Millgan.

Q: What quality do you most admire in a person?

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Empathy - the ability to understand how others feel.

Q: What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

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Other people's heads! Marrakech was pretty cool too.

Q: What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?

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Don't give up.

Q: What would you most like to change about yourself?

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My toes. I don't like them. And I'm stubborn. It's not a good quality.

Q: What has life taught you?

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That it's very short, so live each day the best you can and every day try to put a smile on someone's face and make them happy.

Q: How long have you been a writer?

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My first book was published in 1978. You work it out!

Q: Was there a specific moment in your life when you decide to become a writer?

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Kind of. I was about 9 and I remember thinking it would be great to write stories because I loved doing just that. I didn't start really working on that idea until I was about 17 and I was 21 when I first began to try and get things published.

Q: Where do you do your writing?

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Mostly in the shed at the bottom of the garden. It's quiet and comfortable. I even have my own fridge down there! I also write in the top bedroom, sitting up on the bed, propped up with massive pillows.

Q: What are the best and worst things about being an author?

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Best - getting paid for doing something I love. Worst - a blank page and a blank mind.

Q: Where do you get your greatest ideas from?

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If I knew that I'd keep getting them there and write a great book every time, wouldn't I? So basically I have no idea.

Q: Which of your own characters do you most identify with?

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The feisty, sassy ones. I like to think I'm like that, but I'm not really.

Q: What do you do to combat “writers’ block”?

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Talk to my wife or a friend. Go for a long walk. Do something else.

Q: What was your favourite book as a child?

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JUST SO STORIES by Rudyard Kipling and MY FAMILY AND OTHER ANIMALS, by Gerald Durrell.

Q: What book do you wish you had written?

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The Molesworth books, by Geofrrey Whillans and Ronald Searle.

Q: What advice would you give to aspiring authors?

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Don't give up trying.

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