Ian Billings

Q: What were you like at school?

shorter

Q: What did you want to be when you were a child?

taller

Q: Which three words describe you best?

Happy, Bashful and Grumpy

Q: What is your favourite word?

Breakfast!!

Q: What are you afraid of?

Bad goats

Q: When did you last have a really good laugh?

Thursday

Q: What is your most treasured possession?

My head

Q: What do you do as a hobby?

I collect dust

Q: What strange habits do you have?

Answering strange questionaires

Q: What’s your favourite food?

Bacon yoghurt

Q: Do you feel younger or older than your current age?

Both

Q: If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

I'd like to meet the lead singer of Dead or Alive

Q: What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

The kitchen

Q: What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?

Don't give smart answers to sensible questions.

Q: What would you most like to change about yourself?

I wish everything in my life was just slightly further left...

Q: How long have you been a writer?

5 feet 7 inches

Q: Where do you do your writing?

Mostly on the back of envelopes

Q: What are the best and worst things about being an author?

Spending all day at home and spending all day at home

Q: Where do you get your greatest ideas from?

ASDA

Q: Which of your own characters do you most identify with?

The handsome heroic slightly deluded ones

Q: What do you do to combat “writers’ block”?

I get a "writer's hammer and chisel" and sculpt something pretty

Q: What was your favourite book as a child?

Yellow Pages

Q: What advice would you give to aspiring authors?

Get the page numbers right!!