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Stephen George

David Tinkler

http://www.davidtinklerbooks.co.uk

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Q: What were you like at school?

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Messy, dreamy, and lazy.

Q: What did you want to be when you were a child?

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I wanted to live in a cliff-top castle with the sea ahead and the woods behind writing adventure books without any effort.

Q: Which three words describe you best?

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Messy Dreamy Lazy

Q: What is your favourite word?

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Snug.

Q: What makes you cringe?

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Insensitivity - the inability to imagine other people's feelings.

Q: What are you afraid of?

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Fate.

Q: When did you last have a really good laugh?

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Last night when I saw a TV program about Enid Blyton and realized she was even worse than I made her out to be in REVENGE OF THE DINNER LADIES.

Q: What is your most treasured possession?

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My Dan Dare original artwork - from when I worked on the EAGLE comic.

Q: What do you do as a hobby?

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I used to read and sail and go for long walks. Now I sit in a corner half asleep.

Q: What strange habits do you have?

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I tend to pretend I'm a marionette and move my legs by manipulating invisible strings.

Q: What’s your favourite food?

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Bread and butter pudding.

Q: What do you day dream about?

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I can do applied daydreaming. Applied daydreaming is writing books.

Q: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

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Millionaire recluse.

Q: Do you feel younger or older than your current age?

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People feel exactly the same as they get older - but they LOOK completely different.

Q: If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

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No one famous.

Q: What quality do you most admire in a person?

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You relate to different people in different ways and admire - or respond to - different qualities in each. But I like people who are clever and funny and warm and loyal.

Q: What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

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Giggles Fun Shop.

Q: What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?

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No one has ever given me good advice. Well meaning advice - yes. Daft advice - certainly. But good advice - never.

Q: What would you most like to change about yourself?

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But if I changed I wouldn't be me.

Q: What has life taught you?

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It's short and chaotic, so look for love and loyalty.

Q: How long have you been a writer?

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My first book was published in the early 1980s, but I wrote comic scripts and other stuff from the late 1960s.

Q: Was there a specific moment in your life when you decide to become a writer?

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No. I always assumed that is what I'd do.

Q: Where do you do your writing?

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I have an eerie eyrie full of clutter - desk, laptop, and, most important, a waste paper basket.

Q: What are the best and worst things about being an author?

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The process of writing is very satisfying for dreamy people who love words. The worst thing about writing books is the huge industry of which writers are a tiny part. These are the people who put your books on the wrong shelves - or not on the shelves at all; the people who lose manuscripts or reject them; the teachers and librarians who form views about your work without reading it.

Q: Where do you get your greatest ideas from?

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Good ideas often come on the heels of bad ideas. This means the first draft of a chapter can be second rate, but the 6th draft first rate.

Q: Which of your own characters do you most identify with?

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Tony in TIME CHILD lives in a world close to my own childhood. Flint in NEVER SAY DIE inhabits the same world horribly changed and distorted.

Q: What do you do to combat “writers’ block”?

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If you can't continue with a book it almost certainly means that there is something wrong with it. So to deal with this you cut and hack ruthlessly - cutting away the dead stuff.

Q: What was your favourite book as a child?

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Maybe the William books.

Q: What book do you wish you had written?

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I don't wish I'd written someone else's book. Books come from deep inside a particular person's personality.

Q: What advice would you give to aspiring authors?

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Find your voice - don't copy someone else's.

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